Tales of the Sea
A Vaudevllian Side Show

The ship 'Abandon' sails on it's comic Vaudeville journey to discover hard work, laughter, toil and dismay.

As the captain reveals the myth of the Seventh Sea, the audience is left to swim in a humoristic cartoon.
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Below the depths of the sea lies a secret.


Duration 20 minutes Theatrical pantomime with a little poetry

Actors:
Ewan Cameron
Erin Woshinsky

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

Immoral Tales
An extreme grotesque fairytale set in the 1800 were an innocent Prudence passes her ballet exam, then she goes on a love rampage around town with Quasimodo. The noise and chaos is noticed by the high court worm judge... with head undone she makes her revenge a savage and immoral one.

Duration 20 minutes
Performed in a theatre setting or as a mobile peep show built on a Bakfiets for street festival with live action and puppets.

Artists
Ewan Cameron
Erin Woshinsky


Freakaphrenic
Cannibal on the hunt is caught by police, escapes via dentist surgery, but accidentally manipulates his face and body into a grotesque creature straight out of Transylvania. He stalks the audience capturing victims, transforms them into a bizarre fairy tale. The doctor and the magicians big top hat performs a magical sex operation and the entertainment thing is let loose to strut its stuff in an androgenistic cabaret. Satan approaches,.. heavy metal vampire nuns pray then dance to some religious freak who lives in a chicken coop. Who will survive in.......Hells theatrical farm yard? A surrealistic absurdist cabaret.

Duration 30 minutes can be extended to 40 minutes
(additional animation and cabaret at beginning)
Actors:
Ewan Cameron Erin Woshinsky Plus guest artists Eva Gryzelak

Grub Valley

A weary hillbilly is lost and tries to rustle horses but the cowboys peyote dance party sends his cactus into a gun shootin', dart throwin', gorilla whippin', indian lickin' fiasco. Sun sets on the animal farm and daisy relaxes in the hay and rears a tequila grub.

Duration 20 minutes Theatrical pantomime with a little poetry

Actors:
Ewan Cameron
Erin Woshinsky

Lost Safari
American tourist pay for a holiday a trip of a life time. The Indian hotel manager sells them a map and makes them camp with Jim near the swampy part of the jungle. After being put to the mangrove torture test, the two abused holiday makers let loose dancing to a Tiki god..., then after some bad medicine they go ape hellucinating.....goin crazy in the mud....later safari Jims ripped off head is eventually found by ants. Indian man finds the girls Nikes and drags them back to the hotel shows them a mirror and charges them.

Duration 40 minutes of theatrical drama play were audience moves around following the action
Actors:
Ewan Cameron (Jim, Indian man, Tiki God)
Correen (Jungle Jane)
Erin Woshinsky (Diane)

Strange Stories

A circus bizarre rock side show full of surprising characters from smelly the clown to a cowboy blues tangoing with the dirtiest blood spitting evil vampires. Miss whips hots up the wicked program.., as the stripped devil singer struts his sexual prowless.. His original perverse poetry and trashy sound track release an odour reminiscent of some burlesque nightmare.

Duration 30 minutes of wicked costumed cabaret

Actors:
Ewan Cameron
Erin Woshinsky